June 2012
iphone420:
I’m afraid to hold babies because I’m clumsy and I might drop it like if it was my baby it would be ok to drop it but not if it’s someone else’s
spiffyrock21:
OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.
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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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I CANT BREATHE OMG
May 2012
So I'm meeting 1D soon.
Good questions to ask them?
thestarryeyes:
danshura:
when people you hate get into things you like
when people you like get into things you hate
boobtana:
cloverhigh:
it’s funny because after the whole Finn/Rachel wedding debacle, everyone was so sure that Kurt was against teen marriage and it turns out he was just against Finn and Rachel getting married
#good boy
fonmasterguard:
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
vgly:
dumbfuckery:
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
omg
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
grantshands:
“Oh God,” Blaine whispered, “Oh my god there he is.” Blaine pointed with a shaky finger, stopping in his tracks and clutching at Kurt’s arm.
“Blaine, calm down. You’re wrinkling my shirt,” Kurt huffed, removing Blaine’s hand and intertwining their fingers. “Let’s go say hi.”
“Say hi,” Blaine asked incredulously. “You want me to just walk up to… to...
The Box Scene: It Changes Everything
wake-up-kid:
Now that we’ve reached the end of the season and eagerly await the next step in Kurt and Blaine’s journey, The Box Scene presents an interesting, riveting, and moving perspective not only of the relationship of two boys in love, but also of a show and the viewers it serves.
It changes everything.
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pageofhopesphantasmalerection:
polkadotcummerbund:
so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out
he’s roasting marshmallows
YOUR LITTLE BROTHER IS PERFECT
Tumblr: gay until proven straight
Celebrity/fiction Character: *proven straight*
Tumblr: ...Gay.
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Klainers Get Stuff Done!
theboxscene:
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I completely understand not being a fan of something or someone.
but just don’t be an asshole about it.
There are people that are fans, and you wouldn’t want to see wank over something/someone you love.
Idjits.
Give me a URL anonymously and I'll tell you what I...
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